Another Shaved Beaver

Sometimes Men Make the Strangest Requests

If you liked the shirt from a couple days ago you'll love this one. Today we'll continue the shaved beaver theme with a retro design. The other shirt was all about cute. This one's all about the story. Wear this shirt and you'll spark intellectual conversations about the misogynistic portrayals of women as servants in 50's tv shows. See, it's not offensive, it actually prooves how much you respect and appreciate women. More equal rights tees at Skank Tees.

ABERCRUMBLE

Here's a finely crafted parody t-shirt. It's a parody of the Abercrombie & Fitch logo shirts but the logo is falling apart and it says "Abercrumble". Hee hee. Get it? No, I mean Get it. Now. Seriously. Here's the site: LoudProudTees

Shave your Beaver.

Here's another "hidden meaning" offensive t-shirt. Your mom might find it cute that the cuddly beaver on your shirt wants to shave. But your boyfriend already knew your beaver was looking a bit stubbly. This is one of those shirts you can wear in public and when people give you funny looks you can say "What? I just love woodland creatures. What's the big deal?" More sexy shirts from InkWerks.

bitch t-shirt

One word says it all. And this one says it with style. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a finely crafted logo.

More bitch shirts for women and other designs at TinyNinjas.com.

Pog Mo Thoin?

Kiss My Ass?

Apparently this tshirt says "Kiss my Ass" in Gaelic. What better way to get into the St. Patricks day spirit than showcasing a shirt with the Irish flag emblazoned on a butt. I know, I know, Saint Patrick's day is not for almost two months. If you have a problem with my getting a jump on the holiday rush you can Pog Mo Thoin. If you know what I mean. Main store at IrishShirt.com.

Smutty Insects

I Oooze "Honey"

Here we have the cutest sexual inuendo t-shirt I've seen in a long time. It's got a cute little bee with a drop of honey sliding out of it's abdomen. The text reads I ooze "honey". If it wasn't obvious enough what she's talking about, the designer put quotes around the word honey. Just to be sure you get it. I love this shirt.

More cute bug shirts are available from The Creative Bug.

Gimp Bear

Let's file this shirt under "Sick and Wrong" shall we? It's Gimp Bear Kids? Yaaaay! It turns out that teddy bears are cool no matter how old you are. They just need to grow up and play adult games. So if you're tough enough to handle the Adult Toy Bondage Bear, here's the perfect shirt for you.

They've got more "Creature" tees over at Monster Machine. Go check 'em out.

Pimp Tress Tees & More

Huggy Bear meet Huggy Kitty. Here's a sexy women's shirt for those women who are in charge. It's cool, it's sexy, it's you. But maybe you're not just a hot sexy pimp-tress. Perhaps you're a MILF as well. Well you're in luck. This site has kids styles too. So here's two for the kids:

This is one kick-ass springy horsie ride thingy. Cause your kid's not a wuss and you won't settle for some wimpy hobby horse. But, just in case your kid is a wuss and you were looking for a slightly tamer look, they've got that too!

Here he is, the cutest dang gorrila you ever did see. So if your wimp-ass kid is scared of the fire-breathing springy horse thing above, you've got options.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Find more great shirts at Just Playing Apparel.

Devil Boy Shirts & Buttons

Devil boy shirts and buttons are another fine example of the great combination of cuteness and evil. On the one hand he looks kind of "bad ass". Yet for some reason I just wanna tickle his wittle chin. But that's me, ymmv.

Here are some more designs from the same company:

----------Pirate Boy--------------Ninja Boy----------------Thugly----------

More printed t-shirt designs can be found at their main site: eenkist.com

Wisconsin Pride?

Smell Our Dairy Air

Here's one of those location pun shrts that are so popular these days. You know, like the ones that say "South Korea's got Seoul". This one says "Wisconsin - Smell Our Dairy Air" Which is pretty funny when you think about it. If you don't get it you should still buy this shirt because your friends will get it and they'll think you're as smart and with it as they are. More fun shirts from The BK Lounge.

Orange Oxley Bunny

This orange bunny childrens shirt is by Illustrator Simon Oxley. I love it for it's clean, graphic simplicity. You can love it for any reason you want so long as you agree with me.

He's got plenty of other unique interesting characters on Womens, mens and childrens shirts in his store IDOSHOP.

Girly Skull

Check out this cool black t-shirt. Further proof that it's better to look good than to feel good. Sure she's dead but look how nicely she accessorizes. Kind of reminds me of those poor bald girl babies. Their mothers get paranoid that people will think they're boys so they put a pink garter belt on their heads. Ok maybe this is different but.. hey check out this cool black t-shirt.

More cool shirts from Lekker Designs.

Cookie Puns

Limp Biscuit

Today's shirt brings you merryment in the form of a pun. See, if you eat one leg of a gingerbread man, and if gingerbread men could walk, then this one legged gingerbread man would walk with a limp. Get it Limp Biscuit. It's funny if you've heard of the group Limp Biscuit. If you haven't heard of them (are they even still around) then it's probably not funny to you. Either way you should check out the fine selection of shirts and other stuff at FlippinSweatGear.

Sin Fest

Dog + Cat

Here's a really nice tshirt with the Dog and Cat from the comic strip Sin Fest. Even if you've never heard of the strip you should get this shirt. First of all it's a really cool drawing, all cute and brightly colored with adorable pet-like creatures. Secondly it will make you look cool and informed to people who have read the comic. Really, you can't loose. It's not often a decision is this easy to make.

More shirts and different characters are available in their store: SinFest

Bad Ass Cupid

One Bad Ass Cupid

This is one serious Cupid. From the looks of him he always gets his man (or woman as the case may be). If you're looking for love this Valentines Day you're gonna want to be sporting this shirt. More cool shirts are available from Ink tees.

Smart Babies

When kids are young every one of them is a potential genius. So go ahead and get your kids some of these brainy shirts and delude yourself for as long as you can. Later, when reality sets in, you can look back at the pictures of your average kid wearing these shirts and laugh and cry about your dashed hopes and dreams. Ahhh the joys of parenting. More hopeful designs at Clever Cuties.

Deathly Valentine

Skull-Heart

So you're too cool for Valentines Day but still want to leave the door open to romance? Here's the shirt for you. A shiny, pretty red heart with an "I'm too cool for you" skull in the middle. Available in mens and womens styles so no one gets left out. by TrainedMonkeys

Sumo

Graphic Sumo Shirt

Here's what the designer has to say "Big fatty wants to be on your chest. Are you going to disappoint the big fella? He's rather large and usually gets what he wants. If I were you I'd just buy this shirt to be in the safe side." Sounds like good advice to me. Click on the shirt for more products with the Sumo Guy or go to the main site 2drops.com for other funny shirts.

Blood Kuma?

What more do you need in a cool t-shirt than a tough looking teddy bear dripping with blood. Well if that's not enough it's also got a cute hedge hog and some Japanese (I'm guessing here) writing under it. I have no idea what the story is and that's what makes it so cool. More designs here: Ivans Store

Crappy Valentines Day

Pretty Chibi Says "Up yours! All this Valentines' Candy is for me!"

Just because Valentines Day is more than a month away doesn't mean you can't start being bitter now. This cute little girl (apparently called Pretty Chibi) sets the record straight "I don't want your love, I want your candy. Now piss off!" So get a shirt and get it off your chest, or ... actually ... on your chest as the case may be. Whatever, just check out MyPrettyChibi for more Pretty Chibi stuff.

State Spelling Chimp

I just can't help it. Every time I look at this shirt I laugh. It's so simple yet so deep. Is it funny because "Champ" is spelled wrong? Probably not. For some reason I keep thinking that some state has an official position for spelling that is run by a chimp. I know, it doesn't seem that funny when I explain it but yet, here I am, chuckling in my head. Check out their other supposedly funny shirts that make me laugh for reasons unknown here: Parodyville Apparel

Yummy Cookies

Please do not touch the cookies

Unless you're going to purchase them.

So if I'm going to purchase them I can touch them? Certainly I would need a sample to be sure of my purchase. Hold still. Hey. Oh well. Get ready for some extra attention and stupid pick-up lines when sporting this retro-ad-type tee. As per usual you can click the picture above to see that design on lots of stuff including buttons, bags, hats and panties or you can go to Ophelia's Art to check out a ton of other really cool designs. Plan to spend some time there, this site is brimming with fun shirts and stuff.

Is it orc season already?

Lets Hunt Some Orc

Why do I get the feeling she's talking about sex? Hunt Orc? Rigggght ;) Ok baby, if you say so. Either way, this cap sleeve t-shirt (other shirts here) is just the ticket for the geeky gamer girl in your life. Don't like hot blonde elf's packing bows? Fear not, they've got a fantasy chick to suit your every... um...fantasy. Fairies, pirates, vampires and so many more. Stop by their store and check-em all out. Gorgeous Geeky Girls

Bad Cookie!

Good Cookie Gone BadI know I know, it's not a t-shirt. But the cookie is wearing a thong so I'm showing a thong. Got a problem with that? No? Good.

Anyway, here we have a good cookie gone bad. I'm not sure what's so bad about it but it's damn cute. I do have some ideas about what the problem may be. It may be bad because it's actually a Gingerbread Man and it's wearing women's panties or maybe it's a gingerbread woman and it's bad because it shaved its head got a tattoo and burned it's bra. No matter, I bet it's still a yummy treat to eat;) They do sell shirts with this design and they have some other cool designs in their store Demon Daughter so go check them out.

Stop Stuffed Panda Extinction!

Save The Panda

Until I Saw this t-shirt I had no idea that stuffed panda bear toys were in danger of extinction. If the panda shown on the tee above is any indication of the current state of stuffed pandas (it appears to already be dead) then there's no time to waste. Buy a shirt right now and get the word out today!!! Before it's too late. More Panda Shirts by Zen Shop.

Trust Me

They're the Bummy-Bald-Baby-like Angel & Devil twins. Very cute but a bit shifty looking. Love the drawing, wish there were more shirt choices but I guess everyone loves a white t-shirt. Click the shirt above to check it out or go to the main site to see other designs for men and women. Three Point Five ink

Big Blue Monkey

Big Blue Monkey Kid's Tee

So I saw a shirt with a pretty pink cat on it and I thought "What a cute t-shirt for girls" So I clicked on it and was taken to a site with lots of cute shirts for kids and I thought "I'm posting the shirt with the pink kitty as the shirt of the day". And then I saw him, The Big - Blue- Monkey. He was just staring at me and I was transfixed (I think that's a word) I was powerless, staring into the eyes of this large blue primate. I had no choice but to post him. I will however show some independence and also post the pink kitty shirt. "In your face Blue Monkey!" (though I'm pretty sure he's an ape not a monkey. Ape's are pretty sensitive about the distinction.)

Girls Rock

More kids t-shirts and grown-up shirts from Koncepts by Karen.