Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Funny T-shirt - My Gynecologist Makes Me Horny


I know that going to the gynecologist is probably not fun for many women but this t-shirt is for those women who have that cute gyn who they look forward to seeing.

Don't be shy, be proud. Your gynecologist turns you on. There's no shame on it;)

And for those ladies who feel that their love of rubber gloves and speculums is a private matter, these thong panties are just the thing for you.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Base Jumping T-shirts

Yesterday I posted some shirts about the "sport" of bungee jumping. Well apparently that's not thrilling enough for some people. For the extreme nut case only Base Jumping will do.

Grab your chute and get a load of these fine Base Jumping T-shirts:

Base Jumping University Ash Grey T-ShirtBase Jumping University T-shirt

I hear that no matter how hard you try, everyone drops out of Base Jumping University.

Save yourself the tuition and fees and just buy the tshirt.











Don't Worry this Base Jumping t-shirt is available in men's styles too.













Base Jumping day t-shirtEvery Day is Base Jumping Day Onsie

Some Base Jumpers start really early. If you got into it after you started walking it's ok. This Base Jumping T-shirt comes in adult styles too.











Thinking About Base Jumping t-ShirtThis Shirt is Only White When I'm Thinking of Base Jumping

This t-shirt will make the Base Jumping enthusiast laugh and other people will just think you're nuts.











I Love Base Jumping T-shirtI Love Base Jumping t-shirt

It's simple. It's to the point. It's everything you could ask for in a Base Jumping t-shirt.












So there you have it. A nice collection of t-shirts for those devoted to Base Jumping. Here's a little tip... buy the shirt before you jump. Just in case;)

Bungee Jumping T-shirts are Here.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Bungee Jumping T-shirts

A friend of mine wants to try bungee jumping. I think he's nuts but apparently it's popular enough that there are t-shirts for it. I say just get a shirt and forget the jump;)...


Bungee Jumping T-Shirt
Bungee Jumping T-shirt With "High Five"

This shirt has a fun graphic showing what it would look like if you were under the person Bungee Jumping.











Railing Jump T-Shirt
Railing Jumping T-shirt

This tee shows someone bungee jumping off a bridge. I'm pretty sure that's illegal so you should just forget about it and buy the bungee jumping t-shirt instead.










Caution! Bungee Jumping! Fitted T-ShirtBungee Jumping Caution Sign Tshirt
This t-shirt has a traffic warning sign with a silhouette of a bungee jumper in it. I guess if you were having a picnic under a bridge where people bungee jump this would be a useful sign.

It's also a really cool gift tshirt for the bungee jumper on your list.








The bungee jumping shirts shown here are available in other styles and colors too so check em out and stay safe.

Monday, January 01, 2007

T-shirt The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

t-shirt the beatings will continue until morale improvesBeatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

According to this funny Black tshirt Pirates have laws. This black tee lets everyone know Pirate Law Number 8: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Other colors are available for this humorous t-shirt.







Beatings will continue-darkblack T-ShirtThe Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - Black Tee

This t-shirt features a fairly simple design of the same saying. I think it looks more like a pirate flag and it's a lot easier to read.

You can also get this shirt in other colors and styles.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Funny T-shirt - Big Feakin Dill


If pickles give you nightmares maybe this monster movie parody t-shirt is just the thing to help you get past your fears. It's just a pickle. It's really no big dill.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Fun Woman's Tee - High Maintenance


This pink babydoll tshirt gets it our in the open right away. You're high maintenance and you want everyone to know it. Get it off your chest and get treated like you deserve.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Sexy T-shirt - Lipstick Lesbian


Here's a great t-shirt for women who are sick of getting hit on by men when they go out. Make a statement and give the ladies a chance with this sexy tee. It's also available with the definition of lipstick lesbian on the back.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Funny girls t-shirt - I Hated You First

This cute girly tee lets everyone know that you don't care what they think of you. You already hate them.
funny
SUCKER, I Don't Care if You Hate Me, I Hated You First - Womens t-shirt.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Funny T-shirt - Colbert Report: Bears

According to Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report on Comedy Central, Bears are the #1 threat to America. Mr. Colbert hasn't been wrong yet so I'm getting one of these anti-bear tshirts and getting the word out.

colbert report t-shirts
Colbert Report T-shirts - #1 Threat to America - Bears

Monday, May 01, 2006

CHiPs - Ponch Tee for girls

Go on, admit it, you watched CHiPs all the time when you were a kid. You dreamed about putting on your oversized sunglasses, wrapping your legs around a rumbling motorcycle and cruising down the California Highways with your partner by your side.

Well now you can live the dream and channel your inner ponch with this CHiPs t-shirt. All you need now is a motorcyle, a partner and some self respect;)

Friday, April 28, 2006

Tom is NOT my friend - MySpace t-shirt

If you're a MySpace member then you know that this MySpace tee is hillarious and you've got to have one.

If you're not a member of MySpace then you may not get it but trust me, this shirt is funny. So go get one and see what it feels like to be with it for once.

myspace tshirt
Tom is NOT my friend - Funny MySpace T-shirt
Available in men's and women's sizes


More MySpace Shirts:

Funny MySpace T-shirts

MySpace T-shirt - Your Mom Is In My Top 8

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Sectional Healing T-shirt

If Marvin Gaye was a furniture salesman (and if he was alive) he would be all over this tshirt. 'Cause when I get that feelin'...


Also available in Girls Styles.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Monday, April 03, 2006

Woody's Taxidermy

Ahhh, woody jokes. I never get sick of 'em. This original funny woody t-shirt is our shirt of the day. It's available in many styles and sizes...

woody tshirt with beaver
Woody's Taxidermy T-shirt - Stuffin' Beaver Since 1978
We'll leave your Beaver with a Smile.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Vagina - It's Not a Dirty Word.

Vagina is not a dirty word. If you've got one, why not let the world know you're the proud owner of a vagina with one of these stylish t-shirts.

Pink vagina tee
I Love My Vagina tee

fear my vagina
Fear my Vagina t-shirt


Vagina is for Lovers shirt


What Happens In My Vagina Stays In My Vagina


Pink Taco Thong

Monday, March 20, 2006

TILF T-shirt

Well, my kid's teacher is a guy so I'm not getting him one of these shirts but if your kid's teacher is some hot chick like you see getting in trouble in the news these days then this might be the perfect teacher's gift.

TILF tshirt
TILF tees

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Boob T-shirts

Here's a nice selection of T-shirts that have something to do with boobs. We're not talking about dumb people we're talking about women's breasts (well we're not but the shirts are). I can safely say these are the "Breast" shirts available ;)

Now on with the shirts.

Not everyone likes huge breasts so here are some t-shirts for the smaller chested woman who's proud of what she's got.
boobs t-shirt
They're not small They're Fun Size T-shirts

small tits t-shirt
Yeah they're small but you're still staring at them tees


These next tshirts are for the woman with large breasts...
large breasts t-shirt
If only these were brains tshirts


large tits t-shirt
Larger than Average t-shirts

fake boobs t-shirt
Stare all you want. I paid good money for these boobjob tshirts

Here are some funny boobs tees...
colorado t-shirt
Colorado - This nipple is in Aspen t-shirts

real boobs tshirts
Real and Wonderful tees
They also have shirts that say Fake and Fabulous.

jugs t-shirts
Jugs tshirts

knobs tshirt
Like my knobs Tees

Looking for WMD? Look no further than this next tees...
wmd tshirts
Weapons of Mass Distraction Tshirts

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Funny MySpace T-shirts

Here are some fun MySpace t-shirts for you. Just click on the picture of the shirt for more info.

myspace whore t-shirt
Everyone loves a MySpace Whore t-shirts

myspace tshirt
MySpace Whore - Add Me tshirts

myspace tee
MySpace is the Devil t-shirts

Of course once you can admit you have a MySpace addiction you'll be ready for a MyAnon t-shirt.
myspace t-shirt
MyAnon (MySpace anonymous) t-shirts

That's all for today. See ya next time.

More MySpace Shirts:

Tom is NOT my friend - MySpace t-shirt

MySpace T-shirt - Your Mom Is In My Top 8

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Cool Pussy ... Cat

Our t-shirts today all have one thing in common. They show a healthy respect for pussy .. um ... cats. Well, here we go...

Here's a t-shirt with all kinds of attitude. The little pink pussy on this shirt knows she's the boss.

sexy pussy t-shirt
Mee Yow! Pink Pussy T-shirt


This next sexy t-shirt gets right to the point:
I love my pussy t-shirt
I Love my Pussy Pink Tee

Our final shirt for today doesn't have a cat on it but I think it still fits in here:
pussy power tshirt
Pussy Power T-shirt

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Girly Skull

skul tshirt
Check out this cool black t-shirt. Further proof that it's better to look good than to feel good. Sure she's dead but look how nicely she accessorizes. Kind of reminds me of those poor bald girl babies. Their mothers get paranoid that people will think they're boys so they put a pink garter belt on their heads. Ok maybe this is different but.. hey check out this cool black t-shirt.

More cool shirts from Lekker Designs.